Finally there is a reason to hang out with my one stoner friend that still plays video games, especially since we decided that the sex, despite a curiosity, just doesn't seem like something we can do because whatever, it's just "weird".

Seriously?  If it doesn't involve mushrooms, gold coins and turtles, I have no idea how to play it.*  If they are trying to reach an untapped market, Rockstar Games may have a winner with Grand Theft Auto's newest iteration, The Ballad of Gay Tony.  If not a sales hit, it will at least land them the oh-so-coveted-in-the-gaming-industry GLAAD award.  If you like the "gay-on-ecstasy-watching-the-sun-come-up-after-holy-gaga-the-best-Ascencion-evah-gurl" theme song, you can find it after the jump.

* - Actually, I have played Nintendo Wii Tennis in an Upper East Side penthouse apartment, but vodka was involved, so it doesn't really count.