Disclaimer: I am no more qualified to give advice than Doctor Phil is to give weight-loss tips, Kimora Lee is to doling out fashion direction, or anyone at Cosmo is to providing tips to pleasing a man. But they do it. Granted, they have lawyers and shit-piles of money. But I don't. So remember, that anything you read here might be horribly, horribly wrong. Or it may be horribly, horribly right.
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Dear Add Vice -
Listen, I hate to dump on you, but honestly I really want the 411!
WTF! Why is it I only meet couples who are the epitome of what I don't want? The LAST MOTHERFUCKING thing I want is someone's husband to hit on me, and the even MORE LAST THING I WANT, is for BOTH OF THEM TO..
What am I doing wrong? Where can I go to meet normal people?
Okay where can I go to meet people who I don't find so repulsive? Where can I meet people who aren't so gay that they think they have to accept such a libertine perspective, geezus, I am no prude but DAMB! I went out with a couple tonight thinking it was going to be a nice social thing... Watching them both fail in trying to hook up me then switching to pawing friends and other available... I have to stop, geezus, I am so not into what happened it's not even funny!
Maybe you can help me... Or at least ridicule me into some sort of understanding.