Because of writer's block/general malaise the following are all in draft form:
- Part Seven of The Pride
- It's the Scarcity, Stupid
- A Correlation of Independence and Longevity
- All of the Wrong People Rise to the Middle
- What if I, Too, Had the Arrogance of Tyra Banks?
- The MO Listings
- HX, an Elegy
- The Curious Trigonometric Formula That Is Gaga
- The Repopulation of the Gay Male Species
- Is Gay Marriage a Step Backward in Cultural Evolution?
- The Stealth of Joel McHale
- Understanding Lederhosen
- Swoosie Kurtz Is Such an Awesome Actress, so why the fuck is she on Heroes?
All of the above could be written within the next week. Or none. Motivation required.