Yes, it's been on forever, and, yes, it's become self-aware and self-mocking, and yes, it's faggy as all hell. But you have to watch the season finale of America's Next Top Model. Just to keep Tyra Banks busy. Because the world does not need a Tyra roaming around with time on her hands.
Looking to catch up on the past season? The always useful recaps at fourfour never fail to edutain. And over at LOLgay, the entire day is dedicated to Tyra's Tokens, Jay Manuel and J Alexander, with a little Nigel, Tyra, and Benny Medina thrown in for good measure.
America's Next Top Model, abbreviated, is ANTM.
ANTM, enunciated, is "Auntie Em".
Is Tyra the new Judy?