Manhattan Offender

Has there ever been a transsexual on the cover of Vanity Fair before or is this a first?

Vanity Fair has been getting all the publicity lately.  First was the huge breaking story of "Teenage whore looks like a teenage whore" photos of Smiley Pelvis.  Then their "Bill Clinton is exactly like you think he is" story broke.  Now they have a tranny on the cov ... wait.

Those lips and tits are on a real woman?  Are you sure?  Pregnant!  With twins?!  Oh my.  Well earth-mother Angelina Jolie is serving realness on the cover, even though when it peered out from my mailbox, I questioned whether it was Vanity Fair or The Advocate.  (Then I remembered, "I don't subscribe to The Advocate.  In fact, I'm unsure if it's even published any more.")

Link: July 2008 Table of Contents: vanityfair.com.

Wigstock: bring the kids?

Dear Lady Bunny,

I want to bring my niece and nephew to Wigstock.  Mister Offender says no.  I say they'll love the fun atmosphere, music, and colorful ensembles.  Mister says that their parents are on the conservative side and may have to answer 'uncomfortable' questions from the kids.  I say it's just another day in New York.  Mr. Offender says I'm a troublemaker.

Bunny, to be honest with you, I just want to dress as Angelina Jolie, put the nephew in a faux-hawk and the niece in black face, carry a Saks bag in my hand and a vial of Jennifer Aniston's blood around my neck.  I think the kids will love it.  What do you think, gurl?

At Wigs' End