What next? Augusten Burroughs is a member of the AFA?

  Well, it turns out that James Frey's memoir is a fiction.  And that JT Leroy is a middle-aged woman in Brooklyn. 

So we're just sitting around waiting to hear that Augusten Burroughs is a member of the American Family Association, Bret Easton Ellis is a retired grandmother from rural Idaho, and Sylvester was just a computer-generated hologram.