Breakfast burrito

• You singles might be seeing more warning labels soon.
• Don't tell Dan Renzi that we sort of like him and are actually really happy for him.  He'll just make fun of us.
• Separated at birth:  Courtney Love and Catherine Deneuve?  Really.
• Advice to Out editor Brendan Lemon:  If Madonna calls, you're not there.  Unless she approved that cover, which is, wow, strange.  (via Rod2.0)
• On a serious note, if your company has openings for young, unskilled workers, push to hire a transsexual.