- Quote of the day: "Snap! You've just been transported to Junior Vasquez-era Twilo!"
- Are your tax dollars helping to jail gays in Afghanistan?
- Wake him up before you go-go. Actually our props to George Michael for not playing some victim-y "I have a problem" card. His actual quote? "It's my own stupid fault."
- If you are gay and retired do you really want to spend all of your free time writting M-A-S-S-A=C=H-U-S-E-T-T-S?
- Morning Math: Katie Couric + Kimora Lee Simmons = Monstrosity
