That man in the White House is at it again. At 1:45 today he is apparently having a press conference regarding that scourge that kills millions on a daily basis, that blight that is holding back our economic potential, that nightmare that has our nation's children waking up in tears. Yes, George W. Bush has his eyes set on gay marriage yet again.
Yet again the administration will pander to the basest element of our population, the hate-filled Christian right. (Could he not get it on the schedule for tomorrow, 06/06/06? Or is he worried that the sky is falling tomorrow?) Faced with the realistic projection of loosing seats in and possibly control of Congress, he yet again plays his bigotry card.
So as a public service, the following list is provided for the President as issues that truly do need addressing and areas that he could possibly effect:
- Laura's hair. It has been over six years that she has been First Lady and not one change.
- White House carpeting. The breed of dog that he favors has, in my experience, a predeliction for urinating and defecating inside. Evil little dogs really. So it is probably no surprise that the carpets could use steaming or possibly replacement.
- A new state. This was once a growing country with new states being added on a regular basis. The changing of flags that would accompany the addition would be a boom as well, and as a nation we should support the Chinese economy as much as possible.
This is enough though. We wouldn't want to overwhelm him. (And click on George to make him dance.)