7:45pm - There was just a video montage of romantic movements of nominated films in the past year. It was okay to see with a PROSTITUTE and her trick. It was okay to show a romantic scene with a woman and an APE. But no romantic scene with two men. It's going to be a long night.
8:02pm - First shot of the stage. The font for "Oscar" looks like a soda logo.
8:04pm - Billy Crystal and Chris Rock? George Clooney in bed with Jon Stewart? It's gonna' be the gayest Oscars ever.
8:10pm - Charlize Theron may be the best looking woman of the night.
8:12pm - Brokeback Mountain joke count - 1 (a big one)
8:20pm - George Clooney just arrived on the stage and the music is already playing? What is that about?