Manhattan Offender

Lindsay Lohan's clothing line, while vastly overpriced, does seem to have some wit

Presented are leggings, with kneepads, $132, style name:  "Mr. President".

Link: SHOPINTUITION.

Via Maura Johnston, via OverIt, via Farpitz.  (Ugh, tumblr.)

Lindsay Lohan Haiku

Lindsay to rehab
But would be more surprising
If off to college.

Friday Funnies

Nicole Richie is eating at your house

MO asks.  You tell.

To be honest, MO agrees with you.  Nicole Richie would bring you a lovely gift, make great conversation, and even help clean up afterward.  Lindsay Lohan would put graffiti in your bathroom and Mary Kate Olsen would bring her entourage for whom you did not make a plate.

Next up:  BLOGWAR!