This thing is like that thing, but in this thing, you'll be taken behind the scenes of gays that are, like, doing something other than luxuriating in the sun and sand.
SCENE: Under the elevated subway tracks of the N/W train in Astoria. Trains come to a squealing stop every few minutes and throngs of people exit the train platform and descend the stairs to the street. They are met by a group of about fifteen pamphleteers.
RIBBONGAY: Ugh. I just wanted to get up in that guy's face.
FASHIONGAY: Which guy?
RIBBONGAY: The one that yelled, "Marriage is for man and woman."
FASHIONGAY: Oh, right?
RIBBONGAY: Yeah. All I wanted to say is, "For two more months, baby."
FASHIONGAY: The "baby" would be a bit much.
RIBBONGAY: Fuck "too much".
SUITGAY: [loudly to a group coming down from the train platform] State Senator Onorato is against gay marriage equality!
RIBBONGAY: I told him that was too wordy.
FASHIONGAY: His voice is great though.
RIBBONGAY: But just "Support marriage equality" is enough. You catch their attention and they read the sign and they take a flyer.
FASHIONGAY: [loudly] Support marriage equality!
RIBBONGAY: You have a great voice. Butch!
FASHIONGAY: I have to conserve it though. Last time I went to the office the next day? And they were all, "Up late?" because I was raspy.
RIBBONGAY: Hey, I didn't give you a ribbon. Here ...
FASHIONGAY: Oh, no, no. I'd wear a ribbon, but this is Comme des Garçons!
RIBBONGAY: What?
FASHIONGAY: Oh, baby homo, you have much to learn. Adorable! [loudly] Your State Senator is on the wrong side of history!
RIBBONGAY: That was a good one.
FASHIONGAY: Right?
to be continued ...
