The subtle charmers handing out the morning freebies Metro and AM New York probably all have second jobs. As any writer/waiter will tell you having two jobs means double the hassle with "the man". Double the commute. Double all the perfunctory prattle that goes along with being "employed".
So instead of doing double duty, why not multitask two jobs into one. Witness the paper-pusher pictured here in his orange Metro jacket, not only foisting out the freebie, but selling the "for pay" press as well. Even though the picture might get him in trouble, if Metro is smart, our newest hero will be promoted into management.