Manhattan Offender

Last month a friend of mine was trying to convince me to buy a $400 cashmere scarf at a sample sale. It was beautiful and gave me an erection. But the new economic reality said, "No!" Oh, why didn't I write about that? Why, why am I not Mike Albo?

At Kesner, Gleaming Relics of the Good Old Days - NYTimes.com

Mike Albo's "The Underminer" is speaking to me, and well, more likely you, champ!

Even if you've never met The Underminer, you've met the underminer.  Around every corner at the gym, while out shopping, or while you're out for a stroll, The Underminer is there for you.

Not familiar with The Underminer or Mike Albo?  That cultural reclusiveness of yours is admirable, but if you want to catch up with, oh, everyone, you can check out Mike's website.  I could pull it up on my iPhone for you right now, but I'm off to Brad and Angie's to babysit.  Ciao for now!

(Big versions of the videos post-jump.)