Scarlett Johansson is at the top of FHM's list of sexiest women in the world, which might improve her brother's pick-up lines. This past weekend, Fang, a.k.a. Mister Offender - my man, was hit upon by Johansson at Astoria lesbian dive-bar, Albatross.
His introductory statement didn't exactly set Fang to swooning: "Hi, I'm Scarlett Johansson's brother." (To which I would have replied, "Hot. I'm Lindsay Lohan's dog-groomer," but I wasn't there.) Fang spent some time with Hunter, frère de Scarlett, also meeting some of his friends and another brother. As he is well satisfied at home and not really impressed by slow-witted star siblings, there was no worry on my behalf.