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Who needs live-blogging to the world when you can live-text with a friend?
My friend B and I watched the Beijing Olympics opening ceremonies together, yet separately. While he was watching from a dinner party in Brooklyn, my choice was to be home so as to wake early the next morning. (Please note that neither of us use standard texting conventions and that B is a terrible speller, not trying to create new texting conventions.)
5:17 pm
B: Gonna watch open cerimony?$
R: You?
[B calls R]
7:37 pm
B: It forgot to bring the weed
B: It forgot to bring the weed
R: It forgot to bring the weed.
B: Yes and now the pain is great
8:18 pm
R: Chinese guys are just not sexy.
B: No
8:50 pm
R: Hello dealer.
B: No dealer tonight that's tomorrow post lunchi pop
B: You will meet hansom aussi rugby player tomorrow
R: Grasssssss
B: Oic
9:03 pm
B: Boring indeed
R: Suddenly ceremony is fascinating.
R: Grasssssss
B: Better!!!!
R: Most amazing janet Jackson video ever
B: Most amazing space walkers
R: That smiley face is bullshit
R: If I was in the audience I would have stopped waving my glowstick a long time ago
B: If you were in the audience you would be trying to put your peeper in yellow hole
R: Lullabye
B: Jeezus I'm ready for some dope laced with white powder
[R rents Harold and Kumar 2: Escape from Guantanamo Bay, abandoning the Olympics]
9:44 pm
B: Nothing to say to that?
B: Dusapointing
R: It made me need to shut
R: Shit
B: Bring it for desert tomorrow
R: "fecal surprise"
B: Rods tunnel of fudge
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