Manhattan Offender

Friday penis - Here is your Jaime Foxx, naked

Have a wonderful weekend staring at Jaime's impressive penis.

(via Gawker)

Four

 MO is four years old as of yesterday. Every year I link back to my first post, which is pretty much in the same voice as present. I've totally produced some utter crap over the years, but for the most part, I'm okay with the way things have turned out.

Any time I question why I continue I remind myself that there are stories not being told that should be. Hopefully I'm adding to discourse and not noise.

So, like, yesterday? When I moved all my investments to Money Markets? Well, it totally set off this scare. And everyone is freaked out. But really. No need to be at all. The Asian markets were on vacation today. Tomorrow? That's suicide day!

Please, really, everyone!
Relax.
It's not like you had money anyway.
And if you're worried about your rich overseers?
Don't.  Their massive scale of wealth over yours remains in check.
And hey!  American workers will probably hit even higher productivity numbers than ever!  So let's congratulate ourselves in advance for our coming sixty hour work weeks!

Link: Wall Street in Crisis - WSJ.com.

On this special day, like I do every year, I would like to share a thought with you.

Freedom Tower is the stupidest fucking name for a piece of New York real estate.

Thank you.

Link: Freedom Tower - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

Sicha Stalker

If you're like me you enjoy the writing of Choire Sicha.  Now bereft of reason to have an ongoing dialog with him, at least there is this a glimmer of light.  Choire will be guest-editing over at kottke.org.

Ho

Anyone else just not feeling the holiday thing this year? Don't get me wrong. Everything's great. Just have a very 'meh' this year. And I'm giving good gifts. Hm.