It's like a mind puzzle this show. Just when you think something is happening, it isn't. And things you don't know about or are maybe you just aren't smart enough to understand? Those. Things. Are. Happening.
Pussy Cat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll Buttaface Dogs Present: The Search for the Next Dog is like a master class in televisiography.
First off the girls remember Mariconha one last time and talk about how the house is different without her. Then Anastacia starts binging on vegetables and Chelsea accuses her of starving herself, even though she's sitting there with three plates of veggies in front of her. Anastacia says the girls are angry because they are midgets.
Suddenly, they do that routine they always do before the first commercial where they watch a video where each of the Pussycat Dogs says a word repeatedly and then one of the Buttaface Dolls magically appears and says that word in person. This week the word is "style". Anastacia freaks out because she likes to wear old tee shirts, something she'll never be able to do again if she wins.
Luckily for her the show is not about style. Or Mariconha, or binginging, or vegetables, or style or anything else they spent the past fifteen minutes talking about. It's about how damn tall she is.