Manhattan Offender

Every promoter in the city is sending out an email this morning about their party, but only Daniel Nardicio is having a Po' Boy Special

Wanting to fill the room, but afraid that his twink-ly audience might be on the broke side in this new economy of ours, Daniel presents an offer for attendees of his Trash party:

"PO BOY Special:
if youre so poor you cant pay after 1am, but really want to come, and are willing to do ANYTHING once inside to repay me sexually- email me at danielnardicio@gmail.com to get on my FREEBIES list"

Dennis Rodman's surprise

Today's Page Six had a very surprising item:

RETIRED NBA star Dennis Rodman hasn't lost his taste for the wild side. The cross-dressing court jester and his wife, Michelle, spent Wednesday night partying in the VIP section of gay hot spot Splash.

The surprise of course isn't that Rodman and wife were at a gay bar.  He's always been pretty much a friend of the gays.  One surprise is that Splash is a gay hot spot.  The bigger surprise is that it has a VIP section. 

No hateration toward Splash mind you, it's a great place for tourists and students of Gay 101.  Deeming it a 'hot spot' is a bit much, calling a section inside "VIP" is hilarious.

Hangover helper

Why the Big Mac works as a hangover cure is a mystery which does not need to be solved.  The only important thing to know is that it works.  Within an hour of consumption, the deleterious effects of drinking Johnny Black and Diet for nine hours, starting at Splash, progressing to the Slide and finally Urge are gone.