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Today's Page Six had a very surprising item:
RETIRED NBA star Dennis Rodman hasn't lost his taste for the wild side. The cross-dressing court jester and his wife, Michelle, spent Wednesday night partying in the VIP section of gay hot spot Splash.
The surprise of course isn't that Rodman and wife were at a gay bar. He's always been pretty much a friend of the gays. One surprise is that Splash is a gay hot spot. The bigger surprise is that it has a VIP section.
No hateration toward Splash mind you, it's a great place for tourists and students of Gay 101. Deeming it a 'hot spot' is a bit much, calling a section inside "VIP" is hilarious.
Why the Big Mac works as a hangover cure is a mystery which does not need to be solved. The only important thing to know is that it works. Within an hour of consumption, the deleterious effects of drinking Johnny Black and Diet for nine hours, starting at Splash, progressing to the Slide and finally Urge are gone.