Manhattan Offender

MO POLL: Which is gayer?

MO asks.  You tell!
Which is gayer?  Ken, who, after two years is returning to Barbie's life as a metrosexual or the Brokeback Mountain action figures?  Vote below.

(Both bits via 429News.)

MO POLL: Can you handle it?

It's just too much to handle in one night.  The Ty-retarded drama of tear-soaked Nextanistas premieres on the same night as the finale as the Santino Rice Hour Tim's Hired Gunns Heidi's Projectiles.  The two have created a new nexis at the watercooler for the office-gays and the office-gals.

Granted, having recently seen the original season one of ANTM, the show has changed, becoming more, well, Trumpy - stiffer and overproduced.  The increasing number of product placements by mass products, the increasing brightness of Jay's hair, and the decreasing allure of the potential models has lessened the show.  Project Runway remains fresh, being only in it's second season.  If it follows the path of America's Top Model, the designer's biggest challenge will be for JC Penney, Tim Gunn will get Lasik and a faux-hawk, and all of the designer's back-stories will becoming that most sickening thing:  heart-warming.

For now, we'll be watching both.  Even invite over the usual suspects to eat, drink, and watch Mary's.  But we're dying to know.  What are YOU going to do?

Yes, I know there is a typo. It cannot be fixed without redoing the whole thing. And yes, I know the poll keeps freezing up. Leave a comment instead?

RELATED: ANTM Product Placement Parody Video as mentioned in yesterday's Times.

MO Poll: Thuper, thanks for asking!

MO asks. You tell.

You're not thinking that the christian right will raise much of a hubbub over the new Superman film.  After all, Singer directed X-Men, throwing a few cupcakes to the gays in the audience in the form of jokes and themes that would resonate particularly well among our people.

Rumor has it that the Superman film will have similar nods to the 'mos.  As Superman is almost as iconic as mom and apple pie, it will be curious to see the reaction. 

Nicole Richie is eating at your house

MO asks.  You tell.

To be honest, MO agrees with you.  Nicole Richie would bring you a lovely gift, make great conversation, and even help clean up afterward.  Lindsay Lohan would put graffiti in your bathroom and Mary Kate Olsen would bring her entourage for whom you did not make a plate.

Next up:  BLOGWAR!

Nick Verreos. He is you.

MO asks and you tell.

By a slim margin, Nick beat out Daniel as the Project Runway character that is most like you.  And not one Kara.  Not even, like, a sympathy vote.  Curious how Santino shot down in the polls as more of you caught up on your TiVo over the weekend.

But now we move on to an important question.  You have one seat to fill at a dinner party and only three guests are available to sit in it.  So, for whom do you want to cook dinner?  Poll is on the upper left and closes Friday morning!

So you think you're Nick, huh?

An awful lot of you think that you and Nick are similar.  You know that there are bunch of Kara's out there thinking that they are all Nick-ish, so ask yourself:

• Are you aging gracefully?
• Do people stare into your eyes for hours?
• Are people just convinced that you are an angel on the streets and a devil between the sheets?
• Does MO have a big obvious affection toward you, even though you are very LA and MO is very NYC?  (Sorry, Fang.)
• But the real question is, can you twirl?

(And yes, that is a swipe from Ms. Fofo, but it's okay, because she knows it.  I'm no Santino.  In fact, I'm a Zuzu!)

Conclusion.  The poll stays up until Monday.  And think about it before you answer.  Are you really a Nick Verreos?  Really?

Whose meds do you totally want to sample?

MO asks.  You tell. 

We have a tie.  Laura Bush and Anna Nicole Smith have the must-have meds.  (But we implore you.  Don't be doing both at once.  Courtney Love, okay.)  Grace Jones was nipping at their heels - which is something you can totally visualize, Laura and Anna running franticly with Grace in some crazed crab-run, mouth agape and teeth pointed at the running feet in front of her.  Hmm.  With visuals like that, maybe my own meds are fine as is.

Look to your right for today's poll:  Which remaining Project Runway contestant is representing YOU?