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The Week in Cock: January 12, 2008

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• In the history of drunken sports scandals, it seems there would be more penis flashing.  [The Phoenix]
• Johnny Depp is set to play John Dillinger, he of the legendary 15-incher.  [Empire Magazine]
• New York poet Edward Field has a new anthology out which includes "A Man and His Penis".  [The Villager]
• An erect Jesus statue in London is all the rage outrage. [Sun UK]
• "Just remember, my boy. In this life, you've got to suck a penis or two."  Remember this line from Oliver Twist?   Maybe you don't because it's from a new take on the Dickens classic, Oliver Twink.  [Bay Area Reporter]

The Week in Cock: November 11, 2007

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• How to tell if you have a male yeast infection.
• If you are in search of "A Shat at Love with Tia Tequila", be prepared to chomp on bull penis.
• With continuing gay sex scandals, don't be surprised if membership in the Republican Party some day requires penile plethysmography.
• Norman Mailer, who called his penis "Avenger", is dead.
• Ever wonder why the head of the penis is generally wider than the shaft?  It's because the penis is a "suction piston" designed to extract any other juices from an orifice in order to replace it with its own.
  

The Week in Cock: September 21, 2007

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• Is there a storm coming?  Cover that schlong before it gets hit by lightning.
• On the prowl for a big ding-a-ling?  Consider finding yourself an Australian soldier.
• But beware the Taiwanese.  Dudes might be ladies.
• Meanwhile, Miss Canada has co-authored a new book, Penis Envy.
• Looking for Polish penis?  You might end up with a Polish president.
• Did you forget Prostate Awareness Day?  Because I didn't get any flowers.  Not even a crummy e-card.
• Speaking of the prostate, be sure to drink your pomegranate juice!