Manhattan Offender

While not a fan of gossip, good Rumours will always catch the ear

Inspired by the previous post. Thank you Timex Social Club!

Ernie Anastos may not be a chicken-fucker, but he might be a blumpie-lover

So local anchor Ernie Anastos made an on-air slip.  While it probably won't be a Corey Craig dance mix like Sue Simmons' "What the fuck are you doing/Sorry" mash-up from last summer, Anastos' "keep on fucking that chicken" is memorable.

What's memorable to me about Anastos is a story heard five years ago or so.  A woman was working with my ex who had dated the Fox news anchor.  They're relationship didn't last long though because she said he was "perverted".  Prodded with drinks, eventually the full story came out:  She couldn't deal with giving Anastos his prefered form of oral sex, the blumpie.  (Click the link if you don't know what a blumpie is; the description doesn't suit my lunch consumption well.) 

In the clip, Anastos' chicken-fucking comment is followed by assertions of exercizing women "looking good", so there's definitely something sexual happening in the cerebellum there.   The image of him receiving a blumpie has always persisted in my mind though despite two huge mitigating factors:  The story came from my ex, who was not good with "truth", and the woman worked in real estate, also not know for sticking to the facts.