Manhattan Offender

The Obama Inaugural Orgy will be the orgiest Inaugural Orgy since Chester Arthur and you can still go if you are orgiastically orgious!

So, yes, this time next week finds me in Washington D.C.  Arriving Sunday for the Obama Inaugural Preparty, or M.A.L. for short, my next step will be, um, well, no clue.  Other than making arrangements for housing (with genius lads D and J) there just hasn't been time to look at calendars or reach out to people or any of that.  Oh, wait, the train tickets were purchased, business class because, well, it's still the Bush period of American history and we must relish our class distinctions one last time before the wealth is redistributed.  Worry not though if you're even less organized, because you can still make it to DC if you don't mind whoring yourself out. 

Related:  All Americans Must Attend Obama's Inauguration - Political Machine.

Wake up calls

• The gay bars in D.C. have always left me ready to race back to Manhattan, but this is a bit much.
• Do you get the feeling that it's just one poweruser of ManHunt causing troubles for Kansas City, MO?
• Growing up in a place where country was king, there was something about Willie Nelson that appealed to me more than other country singers.
• Johnny Weir appearances are the only good thing in Olympics coverage.
• Quick Math puzzler:  CWA divided by AFA equals?  (The answer is undefined as zeros cannot be divided by zeros.)
• Dollah dollah bills yo.
• Seeking the horsehung?  Try Beijing.
• Seeing the same old people at the gym?  Stay home and work out with Zsa Zsa.

Why does it take seven hours to get from DC to NYC?